Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Ism of the Week

"Is it Amy's birthday yet?"

"Yep, it is!  Today is her birthday!"

"Today?  Wow!  How old is she?"

"Well, she's"--

I'm no idiot.  Let's not go there.

"How old do you think she is?"

"She is nineteen!"

"You think so, Graham?"

"Well I think she's thirty eleven fifty one sixteen and two."

"Whoa, that would be really old.  Do you think Amy looks that old?"

"No!  Then she's twenty-two, I guess."

"How can you tell that she's twenty-two?"

"Because she's pretty and she smells good all the time.  And when you're twenty-eight you start to smell bad.  And your hair is green."

Happy Birthday, Amy!  You make twenty-two look good. 

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