Monday, December 10, 2012

Move Over, Marvel

"Hey Mommy, I drawed you some pictures!"

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"See, this is a bad guy and there's a good guy shooting him with this tank because tanks are worser than punching."

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"And then I drew Mr. Incredible when he was still fat, so he has big muscles but they're not as big as his huge belly because he's been eating a lot of Christmas candy.  Like you, Mommy!"

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"And here is Captain America!!  He's really strong because he was frozen but now he's not frozen and he doesn't know people any more because they were here before he was frozen but then they weren't here after he got not frozen.  He's cool because he was frozen.  And he has an 'A' on his hat!"


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"These two guys are fighting because they just like to fight.  They weren't frozen, they're just fighting guys.  This guy has a sword but this one has glasses so that he can see better.  The guy with no glasses can't see good, so he's not hurting the other guy.  Because he can't see, Mommy.  Isn't that funny?"


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"This is Violet from the Incredibles.  She has dark hair and I put her in her force field.  I just think it's cool that she can make a force field.  But what if she farts in the force field and it's really stinky and she can't breathe?  Maybe it's not very cool that she makes a force field."

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"Oh!  Oh!  I almost forgot that I drew Hawkeye!    He is really good with his bow and arrow, like Daddy.  Except Daddy only got one deer and if Hawkeye was hunting I bet he would get fifty-sixty deers!"


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"Iron Man is over here.  He's still my favorite because he has a really cool suit and he's a normal guy inside but he has this funny shiny thing on his stomach.  I thought it was a necklace but now I think it's not a necklace.  Maybe it's a sticker.  Or a reflicktor like on my bike!"


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"But the BEST one is the Hulk!  I like him because he gets so big and green and he can smash things and break walls and stuff.  So I drawed you a Hulk."


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"And here are the Hulk's nipples, Mommy!"


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"Wow, Cael.  Those are some impressive pictures.  And I think I know what your super power is!"

"What?!?"


"Drawing superheroes.  I think you're superhuman at drawing these guys."

"Yeah, that's true, I am.  But what is your super power, Mommy?"


"Patience."

1 comment:

  1. LOVE the pics! So cute and very impressive!
    Shaz

    ReplyDelete

Leave your own "ism". Cael and Graham double-dog dare you.