Friday, October 5, 2012

Farmer in the Dell

"Mommy, can I sing you a song?"

"Of course.  Which one are you going to sing?"

"You pick, Mommy."

"Okay, how about 'The Farmer in the Dell'?"

"Yep.. I'm good at that one." 

The farmer in the dell, the farmer in the dell.  Hi-ho, the poopy-oh, the farmer in the dell.
The farmer takes a toot.  The farmer takes a toot.  Hi-ho, the poopy-oh, the farmer takes a toot.
The toot is from a child, the toot is from a child.  Hi-ho the poopy-oh, the toot is from the child.
The child has a bottom, the child has a bottom.  Hi-ho the poopy-oh, the child has a bottom.
The bottom's on the dog, the bottom's on the dog.  Hi-ho the poopy-oh, the bottom's on the dog.
The dog eats the cat, the dog eats the cat.  Hi-ho the poopy-oh, the dog eats the cat.
The cat flushes the mouse, the cat flushes the mouse.  Hi-ho the poopy-oh, the cat flushes the mouse.
The mouse rides the cheese, the mouse rides the cheese.  Hi-ho the poopy-oh, the mouse rides the cheese.
The cheese stinks alone, the cheese stinks alone.  Hi-ho the poopy-oh, the cheese stinks alone!

"Wow.  That was really different."

"Yep, it was.  Different and BETTER."

Poopy-oh my.


  1. LOL! Cael's version of the song is much more entertaining! :)

  2. That's awesome! I just might have to sing that version to my boys!!


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