Tools of a Trade

Kids often say the darnedest things.  But what do you do when they don't realize they're saying anything darn-worthy at all?

"Hey Mom, can you help Adler?  I want to build a tower with these tools, but his jeans won't stay up, and he keeps falling on my building."


"Yep, let me adjust the elastic in the waist band.  Or maybe I should use that saw to cut some rope for him to use as a belt."

"That won't work!  Give me a different tool and I'll fix Adler.  Come here Teeny, I'm gonna screw you!"

"Yikes, Graham, maybe try again?"

"Guess who is gonna get hammered!"