They say that choosy moms choose Jif, but here are a few other things that choosy moms choose.
Choosy
moms choose to park the highchair too close to the counter and utensil
drawers so that their little ones can steal whatever they want while mom
is feeding the dog, because motherhood is too easy when the baby is
clean all of the time.
Choosy
moms don't freak when they see their kid up to their elbows in the
peanut butter jar because they are so grateful for the peace and quiet.
Choosy moms
don't give in when older children want to eat peanut butter with a
plastic fork for breakfast but make a PB&J instead, because moms
have standards, you know.
Choosy
moms see a toddler eat without fussing for the first time in weeks and
start meal planning entrees that could include peanut butter to ensure
future success. Peanut butter piccata? BLT/PBJ? Spaghetti and meatballs with peanut butter bolognese?
Choosy
moms won't admit it, but they might just start questioning what other
sauces and condiments would make semi-acceptable meals. Eventually,
choosy moms will rule out a meal of straight ketchup (even though their
toddler might like it) because it stains, and if this post has
demonstrated anything, it is that choosy moms don't have time to cook,
let alone focus on stain removal.
Choosy
moms won't get embarrassed when people notice a matted brown spot in
their child's hair later in the day because even though the baby wasn't bathed, they know
it's not poop.
Choosy moms nuzzle soft baby skin after breakfast and consider the merit of a peanut butter mask to rejuvenate aging skin.
Choosy moms don't know what Jif stands for, but if forced to guess would say "JUST IMPROVES FUSSYKIDS". Choosy moms make up words all the time.
Very cute you should send it to Jiff
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